- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Jack Stevens

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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