Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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