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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Cripples are lame.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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