- Anti Joke

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.