- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Michael Brown

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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