- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Yo Momma So Fat!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Good job, son.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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