What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

All of these jokes are about white people

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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