- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Gay rights.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

All of these jokes are about white people

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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