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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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