- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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