- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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