What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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penisvaginaorgasm

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Canadians

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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