- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

if you don't like this you're gay

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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