what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Anti Joke

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