- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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