why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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