- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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