How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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