- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

this website is a bad joke

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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