What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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You are joking right?

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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