- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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