Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I'm homeless.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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