- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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