- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

The child was fired from his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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