- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

God is real.

Weaner

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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