- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

LO AND BEHOLD!

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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