What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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