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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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