Men's rights

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

womans rights...

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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