- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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