- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Yellow People !!

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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