A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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