- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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i wonder who made this website? a human

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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