A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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poo

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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