wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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