- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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