- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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