Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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