- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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