- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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