Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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