Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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your mom.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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school homewrok

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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