- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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