A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

a black man pays his child support

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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