- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

I have a really funny joke.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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