- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

justin beiber sucks

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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