A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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