when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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