Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

your mom was so fat that she died.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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