- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

noah is a scrub jungle

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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