- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

knock knock who's there ?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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