Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Anti Joke

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