- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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