A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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