- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

My jeans

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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