You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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