your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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