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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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