- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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