Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Chick Norris... Enough said

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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