A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Golf.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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