- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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