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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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