- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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