- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

why does the man appear fat he is

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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