- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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