- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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