- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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