- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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