Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Japan

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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