- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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