How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Justin beiber comment if u get it

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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