- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

knock knock i have diarrhea

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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