- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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