- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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