- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

ure mama's so fat

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

I like school Said no one ever.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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