- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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