- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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