What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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