In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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bite me

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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