- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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