Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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a man checks his mypsace

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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