- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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