- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Black people stink of shite!

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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