- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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