That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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