- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Guess what? I like trains.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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