- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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