What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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