yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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