- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

This is not a joke.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did the man die? He was old.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Women

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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