- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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