- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

This is an anti-joke.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

I asked her where you were.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

call me maybe.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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