roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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