Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

autistic kids rock

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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