- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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