- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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