- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

What's the new green? Green

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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