Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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