- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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