- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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