What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A lot eh?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

penis. nuff said.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

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