- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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