Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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women's rights.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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