How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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