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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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My jeans

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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HEY!

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