- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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