- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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