when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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