- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

You idiot.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Peas

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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