- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

where's mom I killed her

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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