- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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