Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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