- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

your mama's so fat... that's it

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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