- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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