Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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