- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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