- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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