What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Sex

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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