- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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