- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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