- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Skinny people fart less.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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