- Anti Joke

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

quantum physics?

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.