- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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