why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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someone called someone else a frog

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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I am quite mature.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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