- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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