- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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