Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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