what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

that wall over there ->

i like it in the mouth

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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