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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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