what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Christ is a conspiracy

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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