Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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