- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

A bar walks into a man

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

You know whats annoying? Steve

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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