- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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