- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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