- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Tony Romo

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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