"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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