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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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