What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Get on the boat.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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