- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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