Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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