- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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