- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Anti Jokes = Drained

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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