Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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