Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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how man

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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