I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

hey guys im gay

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A guy walks into a bar

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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