why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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... Chan chan

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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