- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

I have a really funny joke.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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