- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

i hate non minorities!

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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