- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Knock knock. Its open.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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