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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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