people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

what are you mike bibby?

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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